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Published on March 25, 2004 By Jepel In Humor

Gadafism?

 

As some of you might know, Tony Blair is visiting a new friend, Colonel Gadafy. Libya and his enlighten dictator had recently shown a lot of energy to satisfy English and American policy. If you want to know more about Libya and his history, you could check this link full of resources. (Click Here)

Tony's visit could be interpreted as the good cop/bad cop trick in order to recognize and award Libya's efforts to end terror activity and nuclear proliferation.  Of course, Tony is followed by English defense companies ready to sell weapon and training to Libya, and some oil companies ready to help Libya selling its high quality oil. 

Apart from its oil and its army, Libya has another great quality, the fantastic sense of humor of his maximum leader. The whole compilation can be read on the Guardian. (Muammar used to say).

I had just pick a selection

The romantic Gadafy:

How to tell a woman (1)
A woman is tender. A woman is pretty. A woman weeps easily. A woman is easily frightened.

· The Green Book, Muammar Gadafy's revolutionary thought, 1976

How to tell a woman (2)
According to a gynaecologist, woman menstruates or suffers feebleness every month, while man, being a male, does not menstruate and he is not subject to the monthly period which is a bleeding.

· Green Book, 1976

On women's rights
Driving woman to do man's work is unjust aggression against the femininity with which she is naturally provided for a natural purpose essential to life. For man's work disguises the woman's beautiful features which are created for female roles. They are exactly like blossoms which are created to attract pollen and to produce seeds. If we did away with the blossoms, the role of plants in life would come to an end. It is the natural embellishment in butterflies and birds as well as the rest of animal females which is created for that natural vital goal. If a woman carries out man's work, she will be transformed into a man, abandoning her role and her beauty. A woman has full rights to live without being forced to change into a man and to give up her femininity.

· Green Book, 1976

 

and a gadafism?

On the Kashmir question
It has become obvious for the world and even for the population of that region that Kashmir is Kashmir, India is India and Pakistan is Pakistan.

· The Libyan leader's website algathafi.org

When I see Tony's friends, I'm wondering sometime if he wouldn't like to be a speech therapist...

 


Comments
on Mar 25, 2004
I was going to pick you up on the spelling of Gadafy's name, as I was certain it is spelled "Gadaffi"... However, upon checking my facts, I found this article in the Guardian UK. http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4430772,00.html

"Searching the BBC's vast website for articles about Colonel Gadafy recently, I found just three mentions of his name. As far as the BBC is concerned, this may be three times too many, since its approved spelling of the Libyan leader's name is "Gaddafi". Here at the Guardian, on the other hand, our policy is to call him Gadafy - something we have succeeded in doing 325 times on our website. For good measure, we have also managed to write Gaddafi 42 times, Gadafi eight times, and Gaddafy and Qadhafi twice each."

Wood ewe beleive it.
on Mar 25, 2004
Thanks for the accuracy, Actually I need to copy from the guardian as I know him in my natural language as Khadaffi. Which is substentially different...

From the Guardian, it looks that even his name would be controversial...

on Mar 27, 2004
En arabe, Kaddafi se prononce avec un fort coup de glotte au début, pour vous y prendre avec, il vous faudra imiter une poule qui caquète (pour cela il vous faudra excercer votre phonation un bon bout de temps... puis il faut appuyer sur la deuxième syllabe...
les lybiens ne parlent de leur leader qu'en terme de h'bil (en français familier en dit "maboul" (fou) est c'est le même vocable)
on Mar 28, 2004
il y a des conceptes qui transcendent les langues, c'est quand meme bien fait...