Purging R.

Yesterday was the viva for R.'s final thesis, so we decided to go to the pub to celebrate his first day as Dr R.. Almost all the usual suspects were there and the mood was really friendly and warm. Y. and I set the obvious objective of getting R. totally pissed. In order to achieve that we took a shooter for R. in addition to his beer each time we were paying a round. As the eve was going, we could see R. getting more and more pissed and cheered. After shooters of Vodka, Tequila, Whisky and absinth, he collapsed, so we took him in the restroom. After 10 minutes of coma, he started to vomit so much that the toilet were soon blocked and unusable because of the  new coating of vomit on the wall. Then E., T. and P. took R. to T.'s place to clean him. He vomit again in front of the entrance of the pub. T. told us that he was almost aggressive with them and that he vomited again. At some point he managed to get himself half naked in the street.

I think R. is still recovering from his first night as a Dr.,and after spending 3 years studying for that, the only thing you need is a good purge...